John Milton at McAllen Performing Arts Center

John Milton’s Hypnotic Residency 2026

Heyooo Texas magic lovers, New Year’s 2026 crew, and every single person who’s ever thought to themselves, “okay but wait… could I REALLY be hypnotized?! There’s no way!”. First thing’s first -  HAPPY. F***ING NEW. YEAR. How we feeling out there?! Because McAllen family… we’re ALL about to get mind blown in this ]augh-til-you-cry session here at the Center of all things magical…in the best way possible. And to kick off this year of great shows and lifetime memories made, who better to kick off the entire year than the man, the myth, the sleep-commanding legend himself: JOHN. MILTON. And even better for all us here in the PAC - these are his only shows scheduled so far ALL YEAR on this little four date run. We get him first, get to tell the story to the world, and upload all the content online to garner up some major FOMO: yay, quite honestly. 

SO - John Milton?! Who is the guy anyway?? But first things first - NO - it’s not THAT Milton: meaning not the poet you skimmed on SparkNotes in 11th grade, but the only Milton who matters when it comes to cracking open our subconscious live on stage and making us all look like a fool (but in good faith, of course). The icon and hometown hero got his start way back as child - a legacy from his family who were also all entertainers and would work with his father in the 90s as a special guests - he is now one of the most famous Spanish-speaking hypnotists in the world, known for his massive theater shows, multi-day residencies, and a style of hypnosis that blends comedy and clinical technique together to be jaw dropping, to say the least. The man has performed hundreds (and we LITERALLY mean HUNDREDS) of shows right here in McAllen and still fills the room every single night. The guy whose “¡DUÉRMASE!” you’ve probably heard in passing but didn’t realize what ‘TF anyone was talking about. And now?? He’s back for his annual TWO WEEK New Year’s residency session here at the McAllen PAC - and on the FINAL night,Sunday January 18th,, we’re doing it BIG to send him off right fam. And now? All we need is you and the crew sitting front row to finish the four day bender off proper. Will you do that for us?! Oh - you already got tickets for you and the crew?? Yay! Amazing! Perfect! 

So familia… gear up. Hydrate. Stretch. Meditate if you get down like that. ‘Cause no matter WHAT you do - you gotta be locked in when you pull up for it. We gotta show Milton how we’re coming for all of 2026. 

DUÉRMASE! See y’all at the show. See y’all in 2026. See y’all right here at McAllen for all the madness.